(A Crime Prevention Spoof of the Holiday Classic: Frosty the Snowman)
By Melissa Somers
Executive Director, CPP SoCal*
Stanley the toolbox
Was filled with tools you know
Left in the back of his foreman’s truck
And parked next to a backhoe
Stanley the toolbox
And all the tools he held inside
Worked hard each day in so many ways
In their work they took such pride
There must’ve been some evil
In the bad guys’ minds that night
For when they spied the truck alone
They had nary a fright
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Across the yard the crooks did run
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Stealing tools just for fun
Stanley the toolbox
And the truck that he called home
Were driven in haste, quickly through the gate
When his truck was dumped and left alone.
Stanley the toolbox
Watched in anger and some shock
As his friends Makita, Dewalt and Bosch
Appeared on Craigslist, up for hawk!
Stanley the toolbox
Was relieved when recalling the day
That his owner marked his toolbox friends
To keep them from going astray.
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Stanley’s friends were recovered that day
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Due diligence paved the way!
CPP wishes you a happy and incident-free holiday season!
For information on how to join the CPP community,
Call Melissa Somers @ 562-860-9006
www.cppsocal.org
The Crime Prevention Program of SoCal (CPP) is a non-profit organization
working with our members, regional law enforcement, the construction industry and area automotive theft task forces to educate, empower and engage in a community working towards reducing crime in the construction industry.
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